Dinner topics. You'd think that would at least be normal. Boy were you wrong.

Ello Shreklings.
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No commento.
ANYWAYS.
My dad was attempting to help me with maths earlier.
You know how maths have all them big words?
Yeah, you know how my vocabulary consists of all them small words?
The two things, THEY COLLIDE.
Like mental man.

So my dad sits there, talking to me in big words.
And I'm sitting there, looking at him like he's mad.
So I tell him how he's gotta use small words, for my sake.
And my brain's.
And my... WELL FOR MY GOSH DANG MENTAL STATE!
Kay?! Kay.

So then, we're all eating dinner together-no that is not a common thing.
And my brother brings up lycanthropes.
For those that don't know, lycanthrope, it means werewolf.
My brother, is looking at me like I'm crazy cos I know what lycanthrope means.
Honestly, how could I not!?! This is me, the crazy supernatural chick.
Course I know what it is, silly.
And my dad then gives me a look and says 'That's a big word, how come you can say that, and understand it, but when it comes to math words, you don't know what it means.'
I plainly said 'Cos it's a LYCANTHROPE dude! It's cool. Maths, I think not.'
Then he thought I was mental.
...Clearly he is not aware of my being a supernatural chick.
Well, it's not like I've told him.
But still, with the books I read and the stuff I watch... Not that he pays attention to it...
Or I tell him.
BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT.
Why is everything coming back to me?
ANYWAYS.
We continue about this.
And my brother is still amazed that I knew what it was.
And so neither of my parents had known what it was.
Yeah, I know. ARE THEY FROM ANOTHER PLANET?!
...I don't believe they are. Just me. Me, myself and I.
Okay, so not just me. Cos myself and I just had to tag along.
Stupid followers.
They need to be leaders, not followers.
ANYWAYS.
My parents ask what a lycanthrope is.
My brother answers 'A werewolf'.
Yeah, both my parents then look at us like we're crazy.
And I turned to my brother and said,
'We prefer the term lycanthrope. Thank you.'
Got up, and walked away from the table.

I just have one question to ask everyone.
WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK AT ME DIFFERENTLY?!